How else do you even surprise someone with something's ugliness?
[He folds his arms, looking at the hat-folded letter, and relents. Is he being absolutely soothed by the unfair reminder of simpler times? Oh, man. He used to get so excited getting letters from Hermann. It was so stupid; he was in his twenties! He wasn't some little flustered teenager...
HUFF.]
Okay, okay. But at least put a little tie around it. Something festive!
When I wrote to Hermann, I slapped so many dinosaur and fossil stickers on my envelopes. He'd know it was me from a mile away! Do you have it in an envelope? We need doodles and stickers! Cool colors! Fancy up that letter!
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[He folds his arms, looking at the hat-folded letter, and relents. Is he being absolutely soothed by the unfair reminder of simpler times? Oh, man. He used to get so excited getting letters from Hermann. It was so stupid; he was in his twenties! He wasn't some little flustered teenager...
HUFF.]
Okay, okay. But at least put a little tie around it. Something festive!
When I wrote to Hermann, I slapped so many dinosaur and fossil stickers on my envelopes. He'd know it was me from a mile away! Do you have it in an envelope? We need doodles and stickers! Cool colors! Fancy up that letter!